People who are constantly late. Fucking be on time!
People who only get mini pedicures Spring for the full one. Just this once!
People who shoot people on Second Street. Please take that shit to Green and Muench, where it belongs!
The frozen food truck driver that was late delivering food to Jared’s job and caused him to get up early for nothing, and his boss who didn’t tell him until he got to work.
Poorly-planned meetings.
Senior pictures at 10:45 am.
Magenta.
Anyone who thwarts my plans to take over the world.
