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Jul 24
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New Shit List

  • Pennies. They’re fucking everywhere.
  • People who insist on using a gift card to pay tip.
  • Dryer lint on dark clothing.
  • Whitaker Center Starbucks (poor excuse for a Starbucks)
  • The brown sparkly wallet no one wants to buy that won’t stand up in the window.
  • 50 cent raise < dollar raise.
  • Downtown News’s failure to stock enough Diet Coke in bottles.
  • French pedicures that cost five dollars more that I forgot to charge.
  • People who pick up everything in the store and buy nothing.
  • Walking to pick up Chinese take out in a downpour.